Now…here’s the kicker….in my day, the worst crap we could get from houses were those horrible peanut butter orange and black wrapped pieces of devil droppings…Holy blazing bags of crap, they were bad. BUT…and I say that emphatically…while both kids got those, that was nothing compared to what my little Green Lantern got. “What, dear Dann, could that be?” you may ask. Well…it wasn’t the stupid pencils that said “Let it snow!” or the religious pamphlets from previous years…no, dear readers…the worst of all Halloween trick or treat swag this year was a freakin’ can of OLIVES!!!! Don’t rub your eyes thinking you misread, o’ faithful ones…what I wrote is true…OLIVES! Now..I’m not sure about any of your kids out there, but if you would’ve given me a can of olives back in 1979, I would have planted a thermo-nuclear device against every exit in the house and gleefully pushed the button! OLIVES!!!!
Enjoy the rest of the week my loyal ones….till next time!